Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?
anyone else know in their heart that they would absolutely adore smoking cigarettes so they have to avoid them like the plague or just me
unfortunately smoking cigarettes does, in fact, looks sick as fuck. i'm not willing to risk lung cancer to look cool but the fact must be stated that smoking a cigarette looks dope as hell
Got mistaken for a masochist when I said I wanted my dick destroyed. I'm just trans
Me: please obliterate my cock and balls
Surgeon: okay but can you phrase it differently
Patch notes: mission complete
Anonymous asked:
soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean
feralratbitesu answered:
i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing
Headcrab Rangoon
"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"
Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?
Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild
"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"
ALTZelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum
Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link
reading creationist articles about evolution out of some terrible urge of morbid curiosity and it makes me sad about general scientific literacy and the pop science idea of evolution
like creationists really emphasize how the "Darwinistic worldview" is driven by competition and only the strong survive etc. and there's no reason for anything except for ensuring survival, so there is no reason for moral behavior or altruism and it's SO FRUSTRATING because people like Richard Dawkins really promote that
But it's not accurate! A lot of scientists now believe that cooperation is a fundamental driving force of evolution. the fact that we cooperate and take care of each other is a major reason why humans are such a successful species. Auuuugggghhhh
Mutualism is SO fundamental to Earth's ecosystems. The mycorrhizal network, plant-pollinator associations, fruits,
it is ALWAYS morally correct to draw a man with a soft stomach instead of a six pack. in fact it is ENCOURAGED.
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
[ID: A roblox player in front of a wall with a bunch of different pride flags, labeled "Wall of Pride," as they say, "where mexico". End ID.]